Letter to the President

The Honorable Joseph Robinette BidenThe White House1600 Pennsylvania Avenue 20500Dear Joe, er I mean Mr President:Pardon the familiarity, but I was motivated by the fact that we are contemporaries (age-wise that is). In fact you are about 10 months older than I am. I believe that you will be blowing out 80 candles on your cake this week. The other similarities we share are that we’ve been pretty busy fellows for our entire lives. Getting an education, raising a family, and jobs that pretty much took all our time. The only difference I see is that I spent a few years in Uncle Sam’s Army, while you seemed to have slid by that one. I don’t know...