I thought I had seen or heard it all, or almost all. The guys who can make chicken s**t and sell it as chicken salad. The ones that called the Edsel an “advanced piece of American engineering”. The Swift Boaters turning Kerry’s military record into a liability in the face of Bushies stalwart record of avoiding the draft. The miscreants who can make an apology via a non-apology for stepping on their tongue and offending millions. The bios that make Chaney sound like a warm and fuzzy fellow…..well, that might be taking it a bit too far.
But to spin Tony Blairs announcement of their “staged withdrawal” as a sign of our success in Iraq strains the credulity of even the Rushies. BTW, he tried valiantly in todays Limbaugh rant to blame Blair’s withdrawal on pressure from the Royal Family to keep Bonnie Prince Harry’s tunic clean while keeping their military tradition in tact. Egad, accusing the Royals of political shinnanigans. Rush is clearly on the edge.
Wait a minute now, I wonder….is pulling 3000 Tommies out of southern Iraq a manifestation of the cut and runism that seems to be rampant in our dem/lib folks. Is there an “alliance of the willing” to promote cut and runism. I’ll bet we’ll soon not see the T-man holding hands and making sweet cooing noises with Bushie. This may indeed be the beginning of the beginning of the end of the coalition of the willing. And on top of that, the Danes are part of this too, cutting and running by pulling out their three guys too. I guess that leaves the squadron of Moravian sappers and several hundred Aussie truck drivers. “Gday mate, we sar thuh big beach and just pulled up for a quick barbie and a brew”. “A quick scan aroun’here’ll tell ya there’s no shielas here worth doodlin’ at.” Let’s go on home soon’s the surfs up.”
Nothing should surprise at this late stage. If Libby can excuse his nine fold lie by saying, “gee, I dunno how this happened. I was really busy those three months and had a lot of stuff on my mind, you know terrorists and Putin and all”, anything is possible.
It would be really hard to make all this up, so it must be true. It is, after all, a part of the plan.
